Re: Drunk thread

Postby Sven on Feb 21st, 2010, 7:34 am

Lorince is the coolist campus anywhere, I'm the last one standing. Some bicthes alamer has been going off for thenlast hour and half. I not going to bred I don't theink this guy is snooring real laud I'm about to kill him

and rumbot has it I killed and rape a bitch tonight. But who knows
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Re: Drunk thread

Postby Macha Man on Feb 21st, 2010, 8:37 am

Cal wrote:Lorince is the coolist campus anywhere, I'm the last one standing. Some bicthes alamer has been going off for thenlast hour and half. I not going to bred I don't theink this guy is snooring real laud I'm about to kill him

and rumbot has it I killed and rape a bitch tonight. But who knows


Nice. I thought you were going to Green Bay, not Appleton.
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Re: Drunk thread

Postby Sven on Feb 21st, 2010, 10:24 am

Changed that plan on the road
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Re: Drunk thread

Postby Macha Man on Feb 21st, 2010, 10:27 am

Cal wrote:Changed that plan on the road


Great, and Brewball's still in the bars in Green Bay checking out every guy in a blue shirt.
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Re: Drunk thread

Postby shirt on Feb 26th, 2010, 9:46 pm

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS!

Guess ho wmany I touched..........3!
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Re: Drunk thread

Postby Sven on Feb 26th, 2010, 10:45 pm

sailor jerry is making me sleepy
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Re: Drunk thread

Postby Indianplaya17 on Feb 26th, 2010, 11:07 pm

Going to a friends house around 11 to get plastered. I'll let you guys know how that turns out.
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Re: Drunk thread

Postby Sven on Feb 27th, 2010, 4:16 am

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Re: Drunk thread

Postby shirt on Mar 6th, 2010, 12:44 am

japt..i got out of work early enough t to study for th PE fijally...but insetad i met up wiht some highscvhooil firndes...and we did shots and then smoked out of a vapiorizer that i fixed by slowly cleaning it out..
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Re: Drunk thread

Postby shirt on Mar 14th, 2010, 8:57 am

This thread is getting weak but my drinking is getting stronger. Just got home at 7:53 am. Woke up and didn't know where I was. Met a nice girl. Started yesterday at 8:30 with bloodys and Monster vodkas. Happy St Patricks Day Chicago.
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Re: Drunk thread

Postby RyGuy on Mar 14th, 2010, 7:13 pm

Indianplaya17 wrote:Going to a friends house around 11 to get plastered. I'll let you guys know how that turns out.


Apparently not well.
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Re: Drunk thread

Postby Sven on Mar 19th, 2010, 11:58 pm

I'm out with a nig, god damn he's cheap and making ne look bad
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Re: Drunk thread

Postby RyGuy on Mar 20th, 2010, 1:10 am

Just had the city's best fish and chips, at a bar where 3 serial killers used to hang out. Ted Bundy, the Hillside Strangler, and one of the DC snipers. Oh yeah, it's creepy!
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Re: Drunk thread

Postby Sven on Mar 20th, 2010, 2:37 am

Wooooooooooooo!!!!! Tooty tooty
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Re: Drunk thread

Postby shirt on Mar 20th, 2010, 3:00 am

Just listend to my neighbor for an hr about how she got engaged but regrets it...we also talked about the girl I have to call this week..she wrote me what I should say. I am not sure if I am going to use it but good talk non the less. I know everyone is about banging every hot chick but she is a totally platonic friend who is really hot but I hope everything works out for her and i feel really bad she is engaged to a guy she doesnt want to marrry.
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Re: Drunk thread

Postby Sven on Mar 20th, 2010, 3:56 am

lolz

nig fell asleep at the bar
me take nig's girl home
nig's girl wanted me
nig's girl smell
<-- this guy said no
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Re: Drunk thread

Postby CoffeyDrinker on Mar 20th, 2010, 7:29 am

Something smells fishy....
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Re: Drunk thread

Postby Sven on Mar 20th, 2010, 11:53 pm

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Re: Drunk thread

Postby BrainDed on Mar 21st, 2010, 1:51 am

Cal wrote:lolz

nig fell asleep at the bar
me take nig's girl home
nig's girl wanted me
nig's girl smell
<-- this guy said no


Good move... there was a50% chance the nig has herpes according to stats posted on this site earlier. Never go mining in a hole that a nig has been in.
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Re: Drunk thread

Postby McClunger on Mar 21st, 2010, 1:54 am

Racist bastards.


You're lucky you have sexual sabermetric stats to back your stance.
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