Work Emails

Postby McClunger on Feb 25th, 2010, 12:50 pm

I just got 2 emails at work from "Jenna J" and "Mandi P".

Jenna J:
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All the PornStars are using this. The results can be seen on any ADULT Movie.

http://marriagesafety4.com



Mandi P:
Sweet Pornstars
All the PornStars are using this. The results can be seen on any ADULT Movie.

http://marriagesafety4.com
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Re: Work Emails

Postby BrainDed on Feb 25th, 2010, 1:11 pm

WOW... I'm sold.. and your firewall is awesome.
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Re: Work Emails

Postby McClunger on Feb 25th, 2010, 2:08 pm

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Re: Work Emails

Postby BrainDed on Feb 25th, 2010, 2:43 pm

I know this is a fake... If it were real they would be playing WOW.
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Re: Work Emails

Postby Sven on Mar 9th, 2010, 11:55 am

I received this, this morning.


Subject: study group

I need help with math problems, study group this saturday 12pm in the terrace by the big windows facing the street. call jackie 414-***-**** hope to see you their or *******@yahoo.com ps. please start the problems



Many problems in that, but the biggest -- What fuckin class are you talking about? I 'm guessing its for my personal econ class, and not one of my real classes, or I hope so anyway.
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Re: Work Emails

Postby Sven on Mar 9th, 2010, 11:59 am

WOOOOOOO! Just looked for her fb, 45 yr old HOTTIE (Not my words; her about me)

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Looks like I have a study group this saturday at noon.
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Re: Work Emails

Postby BrainDed on Mar 9th, 2010, 12:03 pm

Hell yeah,... do her math work for a sample of those DSL's
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Re: Work Emails

Postby horsechukk314 on Mar 9th, 2010, 1:08 pm

Look at those titties! wooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Re: Work Emails

Postby BrainDed on Mar 9th, 2010, 1:14 pm

By the way...

Nobody noticed how Cal, unemployed, had to jump in this professional discussion with study groups.

Get a jobby job!
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Re: Work Emails

Postby Macha Man on Mar 9th, 2010, 1:18 pm

Stay black and unemployed Cal!!!!!
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Re: Work Emails

Postby Sven on Mar 9th, 2010, 1:27 pm

Macha Man wrote:Stay black and unemployed Cal!!!!


WOOOOOOO!!!!! 200 bucks a week baby
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Re: Work Emails

Postby McClunger on Mar 9th, 2010, 1:31 pm

Cal wrote:
Macha Man wrote:Stay black and unemployed Cal!!!!


WOOOOOOO!!!!! 200 bucks a week baby


You are welcome.
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Re: Work Emails

Postby Sven on Mar 9th, 2010, 3:36 pm

McClunger wrote:You are welcome.


I have no need to say 'thanks,' unemployment is an insurance, not welfare.
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Re: Work Emails

Postby BrainDed on Mar 9th, 2010, 3:49 pm

Cal wrote:
McClunger wrote:You are welcome.


I have no need to say 'thanks,' unemployment is an insurance, not welfare.


You haven't been working long enough yet.. so at this point, its a welfare.
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Re: Work Emails

Postby Sven on Mar 9th, 2010, 3:55 pm

BrainDed wrote:You haven't been working long enough yet.. so at this point, its a welfare.


Thats like saying if I get into a car accident now, and receive a payment its welfare. No, its insurance, if the last 7 years of working doesn't cover it, I'll pay my share and more back over the next 30 years.
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Re: Work Emails

Postby McClunger on Mar 9th, 2010, 3:56 pm

Resource hogging jackasses.
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Re: Work Emails

Postby BrainDed on Mar 9th, 2010, 3:59 pm

Where do you hide Cal's food stamps?
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Re: Work Emails

Postby BrainDed on Mar 9th, 2010, 4:00 pm

Cal wrote:
BrainDed wrote:You haven't been working long enough yet.. so at this point, its a welfare.


Thats like saying if I get into a car accident now, and receive a payment its welfare. No, its insurance, if the last 7 years of working doesn't cover it, I'll pay my share and more back over the next 30 years.



I know... but its a lot more fun to pretend your on welfare.
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Re: Work Emails

Postby Sven on Mar 9th, 2010, 4:06 pm

I DO NOT HAVE FOOD STAMPS!!!
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Re: Work Emails

Postby Sven on Mar 9th, 2010, 4:07 pm

It's a QUEST CARD!
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